Shaggy "Fiction."

My name is shaggy the dog,

my owner's name is Maggie,

She has left me all alone ,

while she goes to the phone

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I have bright blue eyes and a little moustache

My collar is a bit rough.

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My coat is all fluffy,

Ive had a bath and hair dried

I ran in puddles.

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She screamed and cried.

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I'm told to do this and that

All I want is to sit on her lap

I got up and got the toilet roll

and pulled it all along the hall

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Put my face in a bowl of custard

And she's filled my bones with mustard,

She's got this fluffy cat , Iv'e had a go at that