Humpty Dumpty Not True.

Dumpty was always tubby at school,and couldnt run or jump,but was tip-top at all subjects,the girls made him climb the apparatus ladder and he thought he would fall,he would try to sit on the top,there eating his crisps so no-one could see him,and loved to blow his cheeks out at the girls,with his mouth full,the teachers had their backs turned away from them when this happened.One day he started to cut down on starchy foods,lost weight tremendously his trousers nearly fell off , he tightened his belt.So started going for walks more now and not so tired over the downs,came to a sign Sweet Hill ,oh no he thought I must not eat sweets,and he remembered,he hadnt got any good clothing with him,he climbed a style and could see in the distance a little pub,and made his way down the hill and got a glass of coke,and sat in a chair,and fell asleep as the Sun was going down in a world of his own,when awake he was refreshed to walk and run home..